Heidi Does VB… Badly!

15 04 2008

Sorry I’ve been so slow on the posts as of late, but to be honest, nothing that exciting has caught my eye, until that is, the Tragiqueness of our favorite The Hills tart, Heidi Montag, who debuted her “fashion line” this weekend in LA. Yes, anyone who has ever been on TV can hawk a fashion line, and obvs. Heidi is going for the, shall we say, sluttier demographic. Short shorts and belly shirts… oh so groundbreaking?! Look for her line in a Forever 21 near you.

While we’re on the topic, my GO FUG girls, said it perfectly:

Now, I’m not saying she copied — just that, basically, Heidi has unwittingly given the world an even less expensive way to look like Posh, but with the addition of formal shorts. And hey, in a way, Heidi could be considered the shoestring-budget version of Mrs. Beckham: Neither of them can sing, and both of them trend toward clothing I would refer to, in my bluer moments, as Tits-Tacky. Given that, maybe it makes sense that one of Heidi’s first stabs at the clothing arts would be an unimaginative club-hopper homage to a woman who FAR out-fabs her yet is equally in search of lasting creative relevance.

This would only be a mere conincidence, if Heidi wasn’t recently quoted as saying the VB is her idol. Poor VB.





Mrs. Beckham Markets to Men

10 03 2008

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Our favorite skinny pouty former pop star, and current “fashion designer” (note the quotation marks) has decided to hit up the male market; selling them $300 pieces of denim.

“I’ve used the best Japanese denim, and I think I’ve created a fit that is very flattering and very comfortable,” said Beckham, who is creative director of the dVb brand. “I’m a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I’m not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, ‘Sell this perfume.’ This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.”

The dude modelling the jeans may resemble David, but alas, it’s just a look alike. Personally, I’m not sure I like Mrs. Beckhams take on mens jeans, they’re very American Eagle to me, however, how original a design can jeans be?

 Enjoy the article, below.

NEW YORK — Victoria Beckham despises skinny jeans on men. 

“I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops—exactly how you see David when he’s out in his jeans and T-shirt,” she advised on a phone call from her L.A. home last week, referencing her husband, soccer superstar David Beckham. “Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang!” 

The former Spice Girl’s fecund fashion tips came as she readies the launch of a men’s jeans range, which will hit stores this August. Branded under her dVb label, the jeans are the latest step in Beckham’s budding fashion career, which began last year with the launch of women’s jeans, eyewear, and his-and-her fragrances. 

“These are not skinny jeans. They are what I call proper men’s jeans,” said Beckham of her foray into the men’s market. “If you are a man that likes really skinny jeans, very fashiony, this isn’t really the line for you. I didn’t want anything too tight around the crotch. That really repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from dVb.” 

Beckham’s jeans are produced in partnership with Western Glove Works, the Winnipeg, Canada–based company that also markets the Silver Jeans and 1921 denim brands. The first delivery has been tightly edited and includes a boot fit available in five washes—such as a dark resin wash, a vintage stain wash and a light gray wash—and a boot fit with a back flap pocket, in a vintage stone-bleach wash. A later holiday delivery will expand the fit offerings to a straight leg and will also include vintage-wash T-shirts. 

The jeans, sourced in Asia and Morocco, will retail from $220 to $285. Design details include an aged leather waistband patch with the dVb logo, antique copper finish hardware, and purple pocket bags.
Beckham and Western Glove Works are targeting top-tier specialty retailers for the men’s jeans, which are sold out of the Denim Area showrooms in New York and L.A. The women’s denim collection is currently carried in about 600 doors globally, including Saks Fifth Avenue, Maxfield, Kitson, Harvey Nichols, Selfridges and Colette. 
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Victoria Beckham: UK Vogue April 2008

6 03 2008

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The Posh one graces UK’s Vogue April 2008 cover, and while this isn’t a USVogue cover, it’s still a pretty big deal in the fashion world. It means there is enough interest in her to sell the Vogue name, and push magazines; considering she used to be the most hated woman in Britain, this says alot for her status in the UK now. Who knew “Coming to America” would mean she would dominate the UK? (erm, fashion-wise, that is).

Now, let’s break down the cover. I am disappointed in the shot they used, and you would think VB would be as well. (“All this thinness, and you would THINK Vogue of all publications would appreciate it!”)  It’s a “fashion magazine” yet, we see no fashion? No clothing? To me, it looks more like a diamond advert, or possibly an advertisement for “CoverGirl Lipslicks”.  A Vogue cover shot? Really?

**UPDATE** Here is a shot from the innards of the mag. Urgh. I am losing hope. The dress… the hair… the outdated long painted nails? This is not“May-ja!”.

The full editorial can be found here. The interview is an awesome read, balancing the perfect combination of professional, and personal tidbits… but, I’m still not 100% sold on the photos. They don’t quite hit the vibe I think the mag was going for.

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Behind the scenes:





The Spice Girls’ LAST Performance

27 02 2008

The girls kicked off their tour in Vancouver on December 2, 2007 (I was there, natch) and ended it last night in Toronto. The YouTube video above is video of their LAST performance from the LAST show. You know those bitches are glad it’s done… well, except Geri Halliwell, who would never willingly step out of the spotlight.

If you’re diehard, download it here.

Cruz Beckham brought the moves again last night at their last show. I wonder how annoyed the rest of the girls get with a three year-old stealing their spotlight? (especially, Geri! “Bluebell, DO SOMETHING CUTE!!”) Apparently the little precocious one wouldn’t get off the stage, and threw a fit! (unfortch, this wasn’t captured on video).





VB for MJ: New Shots of the Campaign

18 02 2008

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Ya, I get the whole “awkward and edgy minus the glamour”. She looks like she just walked out of a tanning bed, and into that…. Yawn. Next please.

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Vicki and David: Supa Hot!

13 02 2008

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Here are some unseen shots from the Victoria and David Beckham spread for W, which in fact was the mag’s best selling issue at 80,000 copies, beating out the Angelia Jolie and Brad Pitt spread (remember the scandal?).

I for one, can’t wait for the Beckham kids to grow up and see these photos…. “Ewwwww!!”

Click the thumbnails for the raunch!

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Spice circa 1998

25 01 2008

I just came across this clip of an old Spice Girls Documentary (by Spice Girls, I mean Victoria Beckham…). It’s 9 minutes long, but, really, watch the whole thing as it is really special. Pre-pretention, and self-conciousness… it’s worth a watch for Victoria’s post game chat with David alone. Emma and Melly C even snuck in for a cameo with a quick little love up.





VB for Marc Jacobs: Gorgosity

11 01 2008

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So, when I saw the first advert… I was appalled. How dare this reformed cokehead shove my precious VB into a paper bag?… it gave new meaning to the term “Paper Bag Princess”. Now, I see it was a fake out, and he has released these lovely shots of the self appointed Fashion Icon. Loves.

 Read the interview/article below (taken from Womens Wear Daily):

Few campaigns have been as anticipated this season as Marc Jacobs’ starring Victoria Beckham. The first image, which broke in the February issue of W, partially let the cat out of the bag — it shows a giant Marc Jacobs shopping bag with Beckham’s legs peeking out, with no signs of her much-photographed face.

“There was a lot of discussion about Victoria being in our ads and tons of blogs on the Internet about ‘Should she or shouldn’t she?,’ ‘What’s going on with Marc Jacobs?,’ and ‘Has he lost his mind?’,” Jacobs explained. “We thought the funniest thing would be to show the Victoria Beckham ads that don’t show Victoria Beckham, but just to see those legs coming out of the bag.”

Those who think they were duped after all that buzz shouldn’t worry: there are many more images on their way, in February issues of Vogue and Interview.

In the Juergen Teller photos slated to appear in fashion books over the next few months, Beckham is popping her head out of the shopping bag, stepping out of a gift box, or simply posing with her best signature pout.

“The images are humorous and ironic,” Beckham said. “You can’t be afraid to experiment with fashion, especially when working with Marc and Juergen — you have to push the envelope and show a different side.

“Marc is a genius,” she added. “I completely trusted his vision and the opportunity to work with Juergen again after so many years was a privilege.”

Jacobs recalled his first meeting with Posh — a fashion designer herself — in her hotel room at the Ritz in Paris. “I told her, ‘People will think it’s an odd choice for me to have made, and people will think it’s odd for you to do. I mean, you’re not really my girl,’ although I never think that I have one,” he said.

“And I said, ‘I like the idea of you being this product, and you being this product that Marc Jacobs producing, like a doll or something,” he added. “I explained it to Juergen and he made the big shopping bag and a big box and had Victoria dressed in our clothes.”

And Jacobs couldn’t care less that his muse just topped Mr. Blackwell’s worst-dressed list.

“Mr. Blackwell to me is this fictitious thing,” he said. “I know there is a Mr. Blackwell, but it means absolutely nothing to me. It’s like saying, ‘What do you think of Santa Claus’ list? I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was a little kid. The idea of best-dressed and worst-dressed is so subjective. To me, the best-dressed people are the ones happiest with the way they look and how much they enjoy getting dressed. I am sure there are people on that list that have appalling taste, but it doesn’t matter if it makes them happy.”

Plus, he added, “Getting attention for being well-dressed or poorly dressed is great, because it is attention.”

As for Beckham, she was hard-pressed to pick a favorite image from the campaign.

“Truth be told, I love them all,” she said. “If I have to pick favorites, it’s the package series: me coming out of the box in the gray knit dress shot with the hat, as well as the image of the oversize shopping bag. Certainly, if you can’t get locked inside a Marc Jacobs store, then trapped inside a Marc bag has got to be the next best thing.”

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The Spice Girls Give Us Everything? Not Quite.

17 12 2007

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SO, I’m not sure that this documentary reveals all THAT much, although, I do quite fancy the brief hate on Geri by Mel C and Emma. Speaking of Geri… Urgh! Such a scene stealer (NOT in the good way might I add), and so transparent. Turn off the waterworks for god sake *can you tell I am not a Geri fan?*

That Pepsi add still gets me uber pumped!

VB, on the other hand, is as usual, pure perfection (well, minus the blonde she would be).

Enjoy the FULL documentary:

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Elle January 2008: Madame Victoria Beckham

15 12 2007

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In my life, this first look at the January 2008 contents of ELLE has been feverishly anticipated. I haven’t seen it in stores yet, so here is your first look at the Victoria Beckham Editorial.

Honorable mention: $1350 Louis Vuitton Leggings (wha wha??)

P.S: I think it’s quite tacky, (collaging on acid anyone?) but, it’s colourful and flamboyant, so I’ll give it a passing grade.

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