The Offical Sex and the City Movie Poster

WOW! The official new SATC movie poster. I guess it’s been made obvious that SJP is the star, and the others are just window dressing… which is to be expected. I mean, what was the last movie Cynthia Nixon headlined, not to mention Kim Cattrall? And Kirsten Davis, well, she’s been relegated to play mommy roles on movies such as The Shaggy Dog so I suppose she wouldn’t get a top of the poster billing. It all makes sense now.

But, we all know, Carrie is everyones favorite. Every girl thinks they are the “Carrie”. We all think we are the witty, well-rounded, much sought after, smart and stylish “Carrie”. We all bought those nametag necklaces, and filled our closet with cheap Manolo knockoff’s from Aldo hoping that we could get a slice of Carrie’s charmed life. In reality, most of us are the “Miranda” with a dash of “Samantha” (some more then others, if you know what I mean…), and a pinch of “Charlotte”. Myself? I knew I was the “Miranda” when I caught myself eating cake out of the garbage. You’d get the joke if you were a real SATC fan. And if you are a real SATC fan, you’re as excited about this movie (and poster!) as I am.

BRAND Spankin’ New: SATC Trailer!!

 

OH SNAP! Here it is! Enjoy!

It will take 2 mins to download, so excuse the lack of click and play. Patience! (And if you’re a real fan, you’ll want it on your hard drive forever anyways!)

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SATC Poster: Hello Lover!

And to this I say: “Hello, Lover!”

Here we go my little lambs… your first look at the SATC movie poster! Needless to say, it does NOT disappoint. With the poster comes the news of the release date: May 30th! I for one plan on going to each showing on opening day. The bitches are gonna have me broke in no time.