
A) How OLD is that picture?
B) How MUCH do they hate her?
C) Going down on him could give me WHAT?
All that sex-related rumor-mongering aside (apparently, in addition to giving us cancer, our boyfriends are all tracking us on some creepy website. Is one of the suggested 10 Ways to Feel More Confident Naked, “don’t read any other article in this magazine”?), Cosmo’s agenda this month is clearly squashing Miss Fergie Ferg’s stylistic upswing like a nasty little silverfish.
This picture doesn’t look remotely like her, AND she’s been dressed like a cashier at Forever XII, but without the benefit of getting fifteen percent off clothes that are already essentially free. Look, I know old Fergs is busy calling all the people who made fun of her for peeing herself and for the meth thing and cackling about her impending nuptials to Josh “Smokin’” Duhamel and all the mad piles of cash she made this year and how good her legs are (I’m sure my phone will ring eventually), but once she’s done with that, maybe she should call her lawyer and see if she can sue for this sort of thing. It’s certainly caused ME some emotional distress.
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