Gimme a Break!

Yes, I’ve been neglecting my blog. Blame the two weeks in Mexico I just had.

I’ll be back online soon though, so WATCH THIS SPACE!

The Offical Sex and the City Movie Poster

WOW! The official new SATC movie poster. I guess it’s been made obvious that SJP is the star, and the others are just window dressing… which is to be expected. I mean, what was the last movie Cynthia Nixon headlined, not to mention Kim Cattrall? And Kirsten Davis, well, she’s been relegated to play mommy roles on movies such as The Shaggy Dog so I suppose she wouldn’t get a top of the poster billing. It all makes sense now.

But, we all know, Carrie is everyones favorite. Every girl thinks they are the “Carrie”. We all think we are the witty, well-rounded, much sought after, smart and stylish “Carrie”. We all bought those nametag necklaces, and filled our closet with cheap Manolo knockoff’s from Aldo hoping that we could get a slice of Carrie’s charmed life. In reality, most of us are the “Miranda” with a dash of “Samantha” (some more then others, if you know what I mean…), and a pinch of “Charlotte”. Myself? I knew I was the “Miranda” when I caught myself eating cake out of the garbage. You’d get the joke if you were a real SATC fan. And if you are a real SATC fan, you’re as excited about this movie (and poster!) as I am.

J.Lo Looks Ridic!

The title of my post says it all.

Madonna’s ‘Hard Candy’: ALL Tracks Leaked

 

All of the tracks on the HIGHLY anticipated Madonna album, Hard Candy, have made their rounds onto the Internet.  Unfortunately… unless you find them on another website… you won’t find them here.

I do have the tracks, but blogs are being taken down left right and centre for posting the leaked material, and I for one am not brave enough to take on Madge’s lawyers!

New Kylie Video: All I See

Well, it’s over kids. If Kylie had any hope of breaking into the US market, she’s killed her chance.  It looks like an old C&C Music Factory video… and we all know what happened to them, right.

So disappointed.

 

 

Ashlee Simpson’s Bittersweet World: Leaked!

For me, Ashlee is a guilty pleasure… one I would not normally readily admit to, and I secretly have been anticipating her new album Bittersweet World, after hearing a few leaked tracks awhile back. Little Miss Obsessive, and Boys are the ones to watch.

Oh, and nice to see she updated the album cover.

Enjoy Bittersweet World

Heidi Does VB… Badly!

Sorry I’ve been so slow on the posts as of late, but to be honest, nothing that exciting has caught my eye, until that is, the Tragiqueness of our favorite The Hills tart, Heidi Montag, who debuted her “fashion line” this weekend in LA. Yes, anyone who has ever been on TV can hawk a fashion line, and obvs. Heidi is going for the, shall we say, sluttier demographic. Short shorts and belly shirts… oh so groundbreaking?! Look for her line in a Forever 21 near you.

While we’re on the topic, my GO FUG girls, said it perfectly:

Now, I’m not saying she copied — just that, basically, Heidi has unwittingly given the world an even less expensive way to look like Posh, but with the addition of formal shorts. And hey, in a way, Heidi could be considered the shoestring-budget version of Mrs. Beckham: Neither of them can sing, and both of them trend toward clothing I would refer to, in my bluer moments, as Tits-Tacky. Given that, maybe it makes sense that one of Heidi’s first stabs at the clothing arts would be an unimaginative club-hopper homage to a woman who FAR out-fabs her yet is equally in search of lasting creative relevance.

This would only be a mere conincidence, if Heidi wasn’t recently quoted as saying the VB is her idol. Poor VB.

New Madonna ‘Hard Candy’ Tracks

From Hard Candy, Madonna’s soon to be released follow-up to Confessions on a Dancefloor, here, are some delicious, fresh, and spankin’ new demos (they’re new to me, anyways).

Oh, and a ‘4 Minutes’ remix… better then the original? (I mean, it wouldn’t take much, let’s be honest…)

The Beat Goes On

Candy Shop

Four Minutes (remix)

AND… here is the full album! http://rapidshare.com/files/109392772/Madge_2008.rar

Kylie’s X Flops in America

The numbers are in, and it comes as no surprise that Kylie’s latest album X is an American failure.

Kylie Minogue’s X has debuted on the Billboard album charts at #139.

The record sold a very disappointing 5,500 copies. OUCH.

While there were some major misteps with her Aussie invasion this time around (awful performances, no supporting video to the single ‘All I See’, and just overall bad styling), she deserved so much better then #139. Those Americans don’t know what they are missing out on. Le sigh.

Girls Aloud ‘KitKat’ Advert!

Premise of the Advert:

They’re doing their job going down a red carpet, it’s all hustle and bustle.
Sarah takes out the KitKat – famous for its slogan “have a break”.
She has her break, and everything goes calm around her – it’s meant to reflect how a “normal person” would feel when sat with a KitKat in their lounge, but for this advert they’ve put it into the context of a popstar on the red carpet – it’s unexpected.
Sarah ‘fake’ eats the chocolate bar
Everyone is waiting for her to finish having her break. 
Silence is broken once she’s finished.

The way it SHOULDA gone down:

Girls come out of club/building and pose to paps etc. Ham it up.
Close To Love or Girl Overboard will be pumping over the top.
The girls walk down the red carpet and Sarah just flops on the stairs and sits down.
The music stops and it all goes silent. The paps just stop.
The others look miffed and confused.
Sarah gets her bar out and gestures at the others to do the same.
They all sit down and unwrap their bars, and enjoy…
Paps start shouting: ’Do be do, get on with it, luv’
They all finish their bars. Gracefully get up and start walking again.
Music winds up and starts again, and the girls continue to glam it up… making their way to the waiting SUV.

My idea:

Advertises the bar
Advertises the album
Advertises how nice the bar is

CUT!